It’s Always Sunny

So another Friday is upon us and what a great one it is. It’s the birth of a 3 day weekend, which is always welcomed. I’m planning on doing absolutely nothing and loving every minute of it. I love 3 day weekends because it’s considered a “vacation”. Usually I’m freaking out on weekends, thinking I should do something productive to advance my life beyond this sad little plateau I have found myself on. But fuck that, it’s a vacation weekend extravaganza! Party! Drink! Drive! Boobs! My vacation will consist of non of those, except for the boobs part… The internet is a wonderful thing.

Here is a little video for your entertainment. It’s a little viral video clip to help promote the new season of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Watch the clip and make sure you watch the show when it premiers it’s 3rd season on Thursday, September 13th on FX.

Danny DeVito & The Contract

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I’m Famous, Apparently

This story goes all the way back to my junior high days. Oh yes, Junior High, the time in my life when I came out of the perverted closet. Somehow I thought that Junior High girls would be impressed if every time they asked if they could borrow my pencil I would giggle and say “which one”. I thought I was clever, girls thought I was a douche. It’s a fair trade really.

This isn’t about my pervertedness of the younger days, this is about me being a famous actor, in a movie, or so someone thought. It all started at a track meet. I was in track in junior high basically because everyone in my class was. I didn’t like it at all, I never really saw the point.

At this very track meet I was just hanging out, minding my own business as per usual, when a kid from another school came up to me and said “Hey, aren’t you famous?” to which I replied “Umm, I’m famous for borrowing girls my pencil if you know what I mean… Who’s with me?” As I stood there with my unslapped hand in the air he replied “No, you were in a movie weren’t you?” This was certainly new to me and I didn’t know how to reply so I did what I do best, and said “Yeah, I was in that movie where I borrowed several girls my pencil, if you know what I mean.” Even from a young age I had the skill to slip in stupid, ridiculous jokes in any conversation and make people roll with non-laughter.

This whole situation really threw me for a loop… If I could actually be thrown… for a loop. I don’t get that line actually, “thrown for a loop”. Is that a boomerang reference? Bending my body into a boomerang shape isn’t difficult, but I highly doubt that someone could actually throw me for an actual loop. It doesn’t make any sense.

The point is, I was so self conscious that I couldn’t tell if he was legitimate in saying I look like a famous child actor, or if he was totally mocking me in a way that I didn’t understand. I started thinking that he was most likely trying to tell me that I was to short and weird looking to be in a movie, or be famous in general. It really hurt my feelings (this was back when I actually had feelings). I was so torn up, in fact, that I performed poorly in the events that I ran in. Actually I preformed bad in my events because I was lazy, and it’s hard to run with a big pencil in my shorts, if you know what I mean.

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