Ask Josh – Foreign Love
So this is my first original post for this site, since I made the jump, and I really want it to be a good one. Sure, I could tell a story about when I was 5 years old and thought my eye lids were going to fall off, but I decided to go with a world famous “Ask Josh” post. If you’re new to the site and don’t know what this craziness is then check out the “Ask Josh” page for more details, and submit your question. If it’s not completely lame I’ll think about helping you out.
“I left my country nearly 2 years now;I haven’t found a job even if look for something;I came here also for a man but I found out that he cheat on me & misbehaved very badly about me when I was so sincere & honest with him,I just want to know two things will you think I will found a job very soon & If I will met someone that deserve my love & have respect for me.”
Now typically I would start off by berating the persons grammar, but this lady is clearly foreign. Making fun of foreign people who try to type English is played out and I want to stay away from that kind of lowbrow comedy. So, on to the advice!
Alright, this is bad situations because America economy not strong. Finding job hard. Also, many American man unfaithful to the lady and she be lonely and cry at nights. My advice be to find rich man to make your husband so no work you do anymore. I’m rich, are you a hot? I would very love to make you a wife if you are a sexy and have nice boob. Please send me a picture of your private so I can check for a virus with eyes. I help make you a nice sex.
Alright, that’s enough of that because my head is about to explode. For some reason I was trying to emulate a Russian, because that’s what your email sounds like, but somehow it came out sounding very Japanese to me. I don’t know what the difference is in typed broken English format, but I can somehow tell that there is one. Maybe it’s all the time I spend in sex chat rooms and mail order bride sites.
If you haven’t found a job in the last two years then chances are that you’re not going to find anything now when even unemployed people are somehow getting laid off. Plus, the only job that would seem to suit you is working at some shady, back alley rub and tug. You could also try to join some sort of escort service so you can be making money and searching for love at the same time. It really is the only way to find an honest man these days, anyways.
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