Ask Josh – Old Bangin’
A lot of people claim that spring is the season in which “love is in the air”, but I find that completely ridiculous. If there is one season where the most banging is going on, or at least the most desire to bang, it’s in the winter. What other season could you get snowed in with some hot babes? Also, winter just has this cold, dark and lonely feeling to it which you’re so desperate to get rid of that you’d probably drop your standards to an alarming and sometimes disgusting point. Needless to say, I’ve been expecting a sexy question like this for a few weeks now, even though it’s not officially winter yet you’ve got to start getting your banging ducks in a row.
I’m a married woman of a certain age (old enough to know better) and find myself in the awkward position of having a co-worker who is young enough to be my son, flirting with me and making suggestions by text which should send me running for cover but which in fact I am now seriously considering. We have met secretly once just for a drink but I know there is an offer on the table if I want to take it – I want to but don’t know if I should. The married bit isn’t a concern to me anymore (that’s a separate Ask Josh entirely) – my main concern is our ages and the fact that we work together. This could all go so wrong and yet …
Should I take what may be my only offer or do you think he’s just calling my bluff and going to make a fool of me – and how would I even know? I know younger guys think of the older woman as some sort of challenge but I don’t want to just be a notch on the bed post. Nor the office slag for that matter. My biggest nightmare, aside from being seen naked, is being talked about behind my back and being seen as a desperate fool. WWJD?
This reminds me of similar situations that I’ve found myself in many times before. In my particular situations it never ended up working out, because I wasn’t desperate enough yet to get murdered by an angry husband just to rub around on a some common whore mom. Don’t worry though, had those situations came up now, where I’m at the peak of desperation, I’d be all up inside it.
Your main problem here seems to be confidence. You probably would have gone through with it already if you didn’t have such body issues. The thing you fail to realize is that some younger guys have cougar fetishes. We’re They’re not looking for “porn moms” who are 19 and freshly babied only because they couldn’t afford an abortion. They’re looking for the legitimate older lady, mediocre to terrible bodies and all. There’s something hot about bedding a broad who it’d be slightly embarrassing to bang if it ever got out. It can be a huge turn on… I hear.
I know what I just said doesn’t do a whole lot for your body confidence, but if you do end up letting this guy pound you, he most likely won’t tell anybody because of it. His reputation is on the line if it ever gets out, which is far more valuable than your failing marriage which probably won’t last very much longer anyways.
Plus, who just picks out a random older married lady to trick into almost banging them only to pull away at the last second and make fun of them? That guy would either have to be outrageously bored or my new hero. So, I say that you should go for it and if it is just an elaborate plan to embarrass you and ruin your life then tell this guy about my site so I can get him to write articles about his conquests of deceiving old marrieds. I don’t say this very often because I’m knowledgeable in all things, but I feel I could learn something from this bright young man.
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