Comments on: Bad Reputation http://www.absurdlyawesome.com/bad-reputation.html The only AA you'll ever need. Tue, 09 Mar 2010 23:29:30 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Maggie Hizakata http://www.absurdlyawesome.com/bad-reputation.html/comment-page-1#comment-4600 Maggie Hizakata Wed, 28 Oct 2009 12:00:27 +0000 http://www.absurdlyawesome.com/?p=940#comment-4600 It's sort of funny how children go through the same things. When I was in 5th grade, a boy brought a FOX Magazine to school. FOX made PlayBoy look like Oprah's Magazine. It was really hard core and not just the boys were looking, I'd say a little over half the girls as well. This one boy looked for a minute and the got really upset and threatened to tell our teacher. So I tell him and the rest of the class "oh you're just upset that you've not gotten your sperm yet". Needless to say, I got in trouble. My teacher called my dad (single father) into school and later told him I was a pre-Madonna. Later that year she told my father that she was scared for me because I could lie with a straight face and my stories had vivid details. I was a better lier than any adult she knew. It was a good year. It’s sort of funny how children go through the same things. When I was in 5th grade, a boy brought a FOX Magazine to school. FOX made PlayBoy look like Oprah’s Magazine. It was really hard core and not just the boys were looking, I’d say a little over half the girls as well.

This one boy looked for a minute and the got really upset and threatened to tell our teacher. So I tell him and the rest of the class “oh you’re just upset that you’ve not gotten your sperm yet”.

Needless to say, I got in trouble. My teacher called my dad (single father) into school and later told him I was a pre-Madonna.

Later that year she told my father that she was scared for me because I could lie with a straight face and my stories had vivid details. I was a better lier than any adult she knew.

It was a good year.

]]> By: Shawn http://www.absurdlyawesome.com/bad-reputation.html/comment-page-1#comment-4599 Shawn Wed, 28 Oct 2009 00:52:21 +0000 http://www.absurdlyawesome.com/?p=940#comment-4599 That was a pretty good zinger on the school bus. Too bad that girl who narked was so uptight. I'm guessing she was a little on the chunky side. That was a pretty good zinger on the school bus. Too bad that girl who narked was so uptight. I’m guessing she was a little on the chunky side.

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