In the search for continuing content I’m going to start posting YouTube videos and other small little things during the week. Let me know if you like this kind of stuff or if it annoys your face off.
Out of all the crazy things in this video I think the most ridiculous thing about it was that the guy just jogs up to a (supposed to be) hot babe and doesn’t get immediately rejected. Either that or the fact that he carries a regular frisbee and a death frisbee around with him at all times. I can’t help but wonder what thoughts were running through his head the day he decided this ridiculousness was necessary.
I mean, I’ve had some pretty irrational thoughts lead to real world decisions before, but nothing this extreme. The furthest I’ve ever taken it was deciding that I’ll never wear flip-flops just in case I get into a fight or need to push someone out of the way of an oncoming train. Plus, wearing boots adds several inches to my height. This is needed because I only hit on girls who are shorter than me and it increases my target demographic. Maybe if I decided to wear only stilts because of this fact then maybe I could be compared to Mr. Razor Frisbee.
Speaking of my dating life, I think this video will finally help me spot “the one”. I’ll just walk around telling strange girls that they’ve “got a great ass” and if one ever replies with “so do you pilgrim” I’ll know it’s a love that will last forever. I guess if she ever called me a “turkey” that could work too, but in more of a love/hate/angry-sex kind of way, or she will be my grandmother.
Even though a fair amount of folk think I’m an asshole I still have a certain respect for most people. I’m not the type of guy to bash old people for being insane and constantly in the way of every day happiness. I just don’t like to stereotype certain groups of people, it’s not my style. With that being said, old people are fucking nuts.
The “get this camera out of my fucking face” guy didn’t even have the camera in his “fucking face” until he grabbed it and half pointed it there. I think he just wanted the attention, like most old people do every time they see another live human being who is capable of talking so they can strike up inane conversations. I think they do this just to make sure they’re alive and don’t live in some sort of alternate universe where they actually died several years ago without knowing and are now a ghost.
So the old people in this video are absolutely crazy and need to stop it. Does that put me on the side of the camera guy? Absolutely not. An old guy with frail little bird arms grabs his camera and he starts screaming that he’s been assaulted. This action is probably in my top 10 annoyances of all time. “You barely touched me! I can’t believe you! That’s assault and you’re going to jail for years!” It’s like the verbal version of a soccer player taking a dramatic dive when barely touched. Grow a dick, learn how to use it, and realize that life doesn’t have to be a fucking soap opera.
I’m really trying to turn my life around lately and not be so negative with my constant hate of everything and everybody, but goddamn it videos like this make it tough. In my opinion, if someone dropped a bomb on this gym during this confrontation I would probably label it as “the best case scenario”.
I really can’t wait until technology gets to a point where I can clone myself a bunch of times and also create twice as many super hot, mute girls with huge boobs so we can all live on an island together and I can be their king. Someday…
I seriously have never felt more uncomfortable while watching a video in my entire life. I feel like workout commercials used to at least try to be somewhat convincing. Anyone with half a brain should be able to tell that this is bullshit, especially men. I don’t know about you, but I have intense 30 minute solo jack parties at least once a day and I still have the physique of a 13 year old boy. That’s why I know for a fact that 6 minutes of fake jacking off will not turn me into some sort of Men’s Health cover boy.
I also know this thing is complete nonsense because I’ve never seen an in-shape man using a jackhammer. Every summer during road construction times I see a million chubby shirtless men using jackhammers and that seems like more of an intense workout than this goddamn Shake Weight. Also, if this product was true, people who have seizures should be the most fit people in the entire world.
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