This weekend I was lucky enough to find two videos to comment on. They both sort of fall into the same category as last weekends video as they both contain music. I don’t know what it is about overweight people getting way too into music, but I am absolutely in love with the whole concept.
This first video is some kid with boobs that can only be described as “implant-y”. Not only is this funny because he’s fat dancing with his shirt off, but he also seems to be a complete psychopath.
These types of videos make me sort of paranoid because I once read a story about how hackers get into your computer and watch you through your own webcam when it’s not even on. It actually seems pretty reasonable when it comes to why these people feel the need to embarrass themselves in front of the entire planet. It could just be hackers. If that’s the case, I’m sure it won’t be long before you see a five minute montage of all my jerk off faces on YouTube.
I guarantee that this kid will never get laid unless there is some sort of rape involved. Wait, never mind. I think I found this kid’s soul mate:
Sure, there’s an age difference that some may call “illegal”, but I think the courts should really take it easy on these two. Sure it could be considered statutory rape, but in reality neither of these people are likely to find anyone else to sex up for the rest of their lives. Statutory rape shouldn’t really be an issue for disgusting slobs. They should be able to get whatever they can whenever they can because their playing field is pretty grim. That, and because they’re likely to die in a toilet by 35 or hit a bout of depression so bad that they won’t be able to get out of their bedroom unless there’s a wall removed.
Usually, I do this random video thing when I’m too lazy to write a regular blog post. This time, however, it’s because I found a video that I can’t help but share with the entire world. It really might be the most fantastic thing I’ve ever watched, which is amazing because it doesn’t contain someone getting severely injured.
Anyways, enjoy:
I’d typically go off about how these fine, young ladies are terrible singers, but I just can’t bring myself to do that. Maybe it’s because I’m so jealous of their sweet dance moves. This video reminds me of South Park doing a parody of a shitty group of fat slobs who think they’re good singers/dancers, except it’s complete unintentional.
Had these people made themselves uglier, fatter and jiggled around on camera singing like a quail rape bonanza all for comedic purposes they might be geniuses. Instead, they’re really just another thing to fuel my hate for people.
Welp, it’s been almost two weeks since I’ve posted anything here on my blog so I figured I’d put up little update of sorts. I’ve been kind of busy with things and stuff and trying to figure out what I’m going to do with my life situation (the lack of money part, I’m not gay or anything). Kind of taking it a little chill on the blog lately, half break sort of. Actually, I have a plan for this blog which I’m hoping will bring more good situations from it. I’m going to treat this blog like a woman. I’m going to ignore it completely and act like I don’t need it, then hopefully it will try to win me back with blowjobs (aka more readers and/or money). Then me and blogging will live happily ever after… Until she starts getting hollowed out by black dudes on the side.
Since there has been a lack of entertainment on the blog lately I thought I’d post a video that I just came across that I found slightly comical. It’s titled “The Worst Porn Intro Ever”.
So another Friday is upon us and what a great one it is. It’s the birth of a 3 day weekend, which is always welcomed. I’m planning on doing absolutely nothing and loving every minute of it. I love 3 day weekends because it’s considered a “vacation”. Usually I’m freaking out on weekends, thinking I should do something productive to advance my life beyond this sad little plateau I have found myself on. But fuck that, it’s a vacation weekend extravaganza! Party! Drink! Drive! Boobs! My vacation will consist of non of those, except for the boobs part… The internet is a wonderful thing.
Here is a little video for your entertainment. It’s a little viral video clip to help promote the new season of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Watch the clip and make sure you watch the show when it premiers it’s 3rd season on Thursday, September 13th on FX.
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