Thanksgiving Stuff

Since there’s some nonsense holiday coming up that I don’t really care about, I figured I’d use it as sort of an excuse not to do a regular blog post. Instead, I’m just going to ramble about stuff and then boss you around a little bit. Actually, I am going to jump into the Thanksgiving tradition a little bit and tell you what I’m thankful for.

I suppose the main thing I’m thankful for is that I don’t have a girlfriend this time of year. Holiday season girlfriends are the fucking pits, man. Not only do you have to go to your own family get-togethers where you only know about 5% of the people, but now you have to go to some strangers house where you’ll know even fewer. You just end up sitting there getting asked a million questions by these goddamn uncles about how big of a disappointment your life is. Plus it’s always an awkward position to be in when the entire family mentions that they “say grace” before their meal, which usually leads me to laugh out loud, then I realize that they were serious and nervous vomit all over the fruit salad.

Plus the whole family get together even by myself never really works out for me. It leads to a lot of awkward questions in my own head, like “am I picturing banging a hot cousin of mine, or a male cousins girlfriend right now?” It’s not really a positive situation for anybody to be in.

Like I mentioned earlier, this isn’t a normal blog post so I’m going to throw in some non-entertaining stuff now.

I have a few “Ask Josh” questions on the back-burner right now that will probably get answered next week. If I get more sent in over the next few days I’ll probably do all of them next week. There could be a lot of content here if people start sending stuff in.

I’m thinking about doing some humorous reviews on this site soon, so if you have anything from a product your selling to a favorite TV show or movie that you want to see me talk about use my contact form to get in touch with me.

As always, please help spread the word about this little site I’m doing here. Don’t just think someone else will tell people because let’s face it, they’re not. Twitter it, Facebook it, buy me billboards and full page advertisements in magazines, whatever you gotta do. The more people I have around here the more I’ll want to write stuff up and the more you’ll be able to laugh about what a big idiot I am.

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Vacation Situation

I really did plan on writing a brand new blog post for you people this past week. I had some decent topics to talk about and was all ready to go. Then something happened. I don’t know about you, but about a week before I go on vacation my mind shuts off and goes into vacation mode. It’s nearly impossible for me to do anything productive the entire week before I leave for vacation.

That being said, there will be no new blog post next week either, because I will once again be visiting Las Vegas town. Don’t worry though, because if I can keep a blog running on convenience store trips and seeing random girls on the street, just think of all the stuff I’ll have to talk about when I get back from Las Vegas.

If you’re still disappointed, then go ahead and read last year’s trip recap. I combined it all in one post, but hopefully I’ll see enough crazies this time to write multiple posts.

As always, submit Ask Josh questions, dreams for Dream Interpretations, and contact me about things you want me to talk about, like news stories and what not.

Also, since I’m going to Las Vegas town, I’ll probably come back completely broke, so if you’d like to support my degenerate gambling habit and keep me in fresh quesadillas for a while, feel free to donate.

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