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Celeb Bashing – Jenny McCarthy Is Sympathetic

View Comments May 4, 2009 | JoshPerson

A little while back I did some sample articles for a very popular celebrity gossip site. Don’t worry, it’s not like I give a shit about this kind of stuff. The site is more making fun of how stupid celebrities are and it isn’t really censored so it would have been great for me. Needless to say after a few emails from the site saying “these are really great, you’re a good writer” they just stopped replying to me.

So this week, I’ll post those three sample articles here on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday plus a new, regular blog post on Thursday. If you think these are retarded then you might want to sit out for a couple days and come back when everything is back to normal. Again, these were from months ago so they may be a little dated now, but you get the point.

Anyways, here goes the first one:

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In a move that gets filed under the “This should surprise nobody and we don’t really give a shit” category, Jenny McCarthy has spoken out about the dead and allegedly (or something) autistic son of John Travolta.

“When I first heard the news about Jett, I slowly kind of sat down… because my heart went out to them – you know, such compassion and understanding for what they’ve gone through,”

“Last year, Evan had another seizure where he seized for seven hours on and off and we had to put him in a coma for four days so he wouldn’t go into cardiac arrest,” Jenny revealed. “So looking at Jett, I cried out of fear for my own son, and for, I can’t even tell you how many children, with autism.” Jenny told Access Hollywood.

I know when my heart goes out to something I quickly stand up, so just knowing that she slowly sat down makes me think she’s full of shit. She probably slowly sat down because she just got plastic surgery again and didn’t want to tear anything open. It’s also kind of sad that this is the first semi-attractive woman to give Jett Travolta any attention. After all, the kid was probably locked in a dungeon his whole life. If Jenny really cared about Jett’s situation, instead of just using his death as a ploy to get in front of the cameras and say “hey, I’m still relevant”, she would have at least sat him down once or twice and given him a lesson about what silicone feels like.

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  • roger5
    Jenny McCarthy and the NEW age INFILTRATION OF AUTISM COMMUNITY:
    Where does Mccarthy get her inspiration and core belief system that influences her book writings and claims of curing her autistic child?
    She gets them through people like: Esther Hicks an American inspirational speaker and best-selling author. Ester and husband Jerry Hicks, present workshops on the Law of Attraction and appeared in the first release of the film The Secret The Hickses' books, including the best-selling series The Law of Attraction, are — according to Esther Hicks — Channelled from a group of non-physical entities called Abraham (Hicks describes what she is doing as tapping into "infinite intelligence. Jenny also prays to the dead, as seen in her book, “mother warriors.” Likewise, she thinks if your child isn’t cured of autism, then you must not want to ‘be left alone in autism” Yes, apparently, according to mccarthy, if you are a parent dealing with autism it's because you aren’t following what she--the moral new age superior thinker, thinks is the holier than thou morally intellectually superior way to heal autism. Unreal. This chick needs her ass kicked big time from parents who actually have truly autistic kids. It seems like those who follow or are duped by McCarthy are compromised individuals who themselves have some new age belief …a bunch of glazed eyed new age gluten free will cure the world let's go organic and stop global warming hippies as in Jenny Mccarthy’s indigo mom belief…who they are better than everyone else..Oh PLEASE…Lord have mercy...may God open the eyes and knock some sense into the heads of all who advocate the Jenny Mccarthy lies. McCarthy's son was NEVER autistic. He isn't autistic. You idiots at Dutton Publishing need a reality check. For your failure to check or even give a shit about facts may your publishing company go BELLY UP soon.
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