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Door Present

View Comments December 3, 2008 | JoshPerson

I don’t really believe in Hell, but if I did I would imagine it would be a place where Christmas is celebrated every day. Christmas in Hell would probably include demon kids following you all day while singing carols, mistletoe over Satan’s cock, and this:

Yes, that is an entire door wrapped up like a present. I, my friends, am living in Christmas Hell because this just so happens to be the door to the apartment directly across from mine. Every day when I leave my apartment I have to be faced with this shiny, annoying, Christmas nightmare. That means that I have to start my day off with a severe headache and an unhealthy amount of hate for the next three and a half weeks.

I guess I could always just tear it down, break into their apartment and steal all of their shit. When the police come to question me I could just say that I thought someone left me a gigantic Christmas present. The only problem with that is I’m guessing the only things of value in their apartment are Santa trinkets and Jesus crosses. I could also kill one of them and decorate my door with their blood for my favorite of all holidays “Murder Your Annoying Neighbor Day”. The more I look at the live version of this picture the more I lean towards option number two.

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  • Hurley83
    What a idiot. If I lived there I would have ripped it down by now. Even worse if this shit is taking place at work with the decorating of the cubicles
  • Oh.My.Lord. That's gotta hurt.

    My sympathies.

    *LOL*
  • I'm going to break into your apartment while you're out and gift wrap every single item in your place in shiny, obnoxious paper, completing each gift with a bow and ribbon. Then, for added flair, I'm going to gift wrap your door and the walkway leading to it.
  • Definitely seems like they're asking you to just break in, wrapping the door like that.
  • moo
    I too am not a fan of Christmas. That door would have to be unwrapped immediately. It's barely December - don't these people know that Christmas is Dec 25th? - no need to start so soon and in such a tacky fashion.
    My heart is not filled with cheer at this time of year, and I do not wish to be merry and bright. I want it to be over as soon as possible.
    Bah humbug!

    (and don't even get me started on New Year celebrations....)
  • ROLF. i'm guessing you're not a fan of christmas then...

    however, i love the part about you breaking in. love it.
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