Door Present
I don’t really believe in Hell, but if I did I would imagine it would be a place where Christmas is celebrated every day. Christmas in Hell would probably include demon kids following you all day while singing carols, mistletoe over Satan’s cock, and this:
Yes, that is an entire door wrapped up like a present. I, my friends, am living in Christmas Hell because this just so happens to be the door to the apartment directly across from mine. Every day when I leave my apartment I have to be faced with this shiny, annoying, Christmas nightmare. That means that I have to start my day off with a severe headache and an unhealthy amount of hate for the next three and a half weeks.
I guess I could always just tear it down, break into their apartment and steal all of their shit. When the police come to question me I could just say that I thought someone left me a gigantic Christmas present. The only problem with that is I’m guessing the only things of value in their apartment are Santa trinkets and Jesus crosses. I could also kill one of them and decorate my door with their blood for my favorite of all holidays “Murder Your Annoying Neighbor Day”. The more I look at the live version of this picture the more I lean towards option number two.
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