Dream Interpretation – Afraid of the Dark
Well, that didn’t take long. I already got in my very first dream interpretation submission. This is going to be a little segment I do whenever people send them in. In a perfect world I’d have new Ask Josh and Dream Interpretations to do each once a week, on top of my regular ridiculous posts. So quit being a little bitch and send them in!
All right, I’m dying to know what this dream means. I have this fear of the dark. The night is the time when I often hear mysterious yells and screams (and then find fire remnants and broken beer bottles the next day) at yonder park, and I always freak myself out about who’s there.
So a few nights ago, I dreamt that I was actually just letting my dog out in the yard. The night was pitch black, so you couldn’t see anything. I was basically having a panic attack already, so it didn’t help when my mom randomly disappeared and I was left alone with the dog who, infuriatingly enough, just couldn’t seem to be able to take a freaking dump.
I hear the ominous footsteps coming from the manhole a few yards away from where I’m standing. I was certain it was just my imagination. So I ignored it. Then I finally realized that I could hear breathing in front of me, and, somehow, I could feel body heat.
So, yeah. I came to the conclusion that there was a tall, shadowy figure standing within a few inches in front of me, and I was stuck here with a dog, completely defenseless. At that point, I no longer had Punkin (dog) with me. Maybe she ran off, and I let her go so she wouldn’t be stuck here with Mr. Tall, Dark, and hopefully Wimpy. I reached out my arms and gave him a big shove and began to run away.
Now would be a good time to mention that if the dream you send in is freakishly long I edit it down. Believe it or not, this is only about a quarter of what was originally sent to me. I’m not going to make you people read three pages worth of dream and then only a paragraph or two of me making fun of you helping you interpret it.
I once read somewhere that dreams have the ability to tell future events. I think this fact is extremely prevalent in this particular dream. That being said, I see a rape in your future. How else could you describe a tall, dark man breathing down your neck? Also, judging from that description, the raper will probably be black, which also leads me to believe that you’re a white woman with a gigantic ass. The picture above, that you sent me is actually quite fitting. The guy looks like he might have a bit of an afro and you’re wearing an easy access skirt situation, even though the female probably doesn’t fit your body type.
The fact that both your mom and your dog disappeared shows that after you get raped nobody will help you get through it. Everybody will disappear and start calling you things like a “whore”, “damaged goods” or just a “disappointment”. You’re going to be alone in this, so be prepared.
The darkness obviously symbolizes a state of severe depression and quite possibly a long and painful death. So, you really have quite the ordeal to look forward to. My suggestion to you would be to lock yourself in your basement or some sort of panic room. Stay away from all men with darker skin. Also, try to quit being such a child with an irrational fear of darkness. Darkness is your friend, particularly if you look anything like what black rapists usually go after.
Category: Dream Interpretations
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