Dream Interpretation – Bombed

A lot of people have been asking me “Josh, what makes you qualified to interpret dreams?” Well, dreams are insane, incomprehensible and actually follow my normal thought process. You see, I don’t think like normal human beings. For instance, most people have dreams about getting chased by some sort of ghoul through a fairy land. In my head, every time I walk anywhere, even out to my kitchen, I picture ghouls chasing me through a cotton candy forest. I think this way during everything that I do. It’s like I’m on a constant acid trip through worlds of sugary sweets and monsters who want to hold me down for tickle torture and kiss attacks.

I was standing outside my house which overlooks the city’s harbour. I had a clear view down to the city which for some reason was an island in the middle of water. Then I looked up, and a spaceship/fighter plane flew overhead slowly towards the city, when it was overhead, it dropped a massive bomb (possibly of the nuclear kind) and while it was falling towards the city I was thinking oh my god this is a dream this isn’t happening and it isn’t going to explode. But then it hit the ground and a mushroom cloud started to erupt.

Then I was suddenly in my living room, watching the televison news for the day. The bombing of my city wasn’t even mentioned, which I thought was weird, shouldn’t the bombing of a country’s capital be first on the news. Then my girlfirend came in a mumbled something inchoherantly. Very weird.

The only tough part about interpreting this particular dream is that I’m shocked the mushroom cloud didn’t look like this, given the insane and terrifying nature of most dreams:

If there was really a nuclear bomb with this kind of mushroom cloud it wouldn’t be the radiation that killed me. I’d probably die from my brain killing itself out of pure fright. I fucking hate clowns. They are my one true weakness… Well that and needles.

Other than that, this is a pretty straightforward dream to interpret. The massive explosion that you witness symbolizes an upcoming outburst in your life. It’s slowly (like the aircraft moved slowly) building up until one day it just explodes in a violent manner. Had you seen the infamous clown cloud, you’d instead erupt with laughter, but since you have already been to this blog you probably got that out of your system.

What is this frustration building up inside you? The second part of your dream tells us just that. It could be that you’re frustrated with the way that main stream media is very dishonest and slanted, not reporting on facts. They instead report what the handful of people who actually run this country want them to report to play games with society to keep us frightened and obedient.

Yeah, it could be that. Or it could be because you’re just really fed up with your stupid bitch girlfriend. How did I come to this conclusion? Well it included misspellings such as “girlFIREnd” and “incHOherantly”. You’re probably getting really frustrated with how she just walks around, mumbling stuff incoherently, smoking weed and banging pizza delivery boys. You should really start working on a line graph for a pussy tightness to ignorant whore ratio. There’s got to be a point when it’s just not worth the fucking effort.

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Category: Dream Interpretations