Dream Interpretation – Mrs. Forgetful
This marks the last dream I have in my hopper, so send those bitches in. Also, I’ve been out of “Ask Josh” questions for a while as well, so send some of those in too. Here’s today’s dream:
I have this recurring dream at least once a week for the past several years. I need to get somewhere (i.e work, airport etc.) and I A) can’t find my keys B) can’t find my purse C) can’t find my car or if I have my car all the roads have changed and I can’t find my way there. It drives me nuts, I don’t lose things in real life. Please help me!!!!
This dream is pretty easy to interpret, really. I wish you people would challenge me more. Some may say that this dream means you’re sort of a scatter brain in real life, or that you easily misplace things that would help you get anywhere in life. They would interpret the dream literally, but I want to go a completely different direction.
I think the reason you can’t find your keys or purse is because you have the mentality of a 3rd grader. You probably think that you’re not grown up enough to have these things so they disappear completely from your dream. You probably also still watch cartoons, cry when you don’t get your way and either have no idea what sex is, or if you do you probably think you just rub up and down on someone else with your clothes still on.
Having the roads change also fits in with my theory. When you’re young you have no idea what roads take you where. Sure, you may have a general idea where something is at, but the best you could really do is point in the direction you think it’s at. You also probably never bring beverages along with you when you drive, because you think “drinking and driving” includes every single beverage. Really, anything that falls under the “I’m a dumb fucking kid and I don’t know any better” category.
You really should be ashamed of yourself. I know way too many people who still act like children. Now, I’m not talking about being slightly immature for your age or being “young at heart”, which is fine. I’m talking about being an irrational, ignorant goddamn disaster of a human, mentally. You’re really no better than the obese people I make fun of all the time on here, but instead of cake and butter you gorge yourself on ridiculous drama and stupidity.
I would like to suggest that you start acting more like an adult. Take a break from Nickelodeon and watch some adult shows to see how those people act, or rent a porno to finally find out how sex works. Then, once you do figure out what sex really is, go have it, get pregnant and raise a child so you’ll either have a crash course on how to be an adult and develop responsibility, or at least have someone with the same mentality as you to hang out with.
Category: Dream Interpretations
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