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	<title>Comments on: News Thing &#8211; Topless Coffee Burns</title>
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		<title>By: Coffee Clubs</title>
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		<dc:creator>Coffee Clubs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 13:36:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>When I look at the title I thought that Topless Coffee has created a product that burn fat, but I&#039;m wrong.  I feel sorry for the business owner.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When I look at the title I thought that Topless Coffee has created a product that burn fat, but I&#39;m wrong.  I feel sorry for the business owner.</p>
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		<title>By: Mike Branski</title>
		<link>http://www.absurdlyawesome.com/news-thing-topless-coffee-burns.html/comment-page-1#comment-1915</link>
		<dc:creator>Mike Branski</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 19:06:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Either that or transform it into a church to hopefully confuse those aforementioned super religious scumbags.&quot;

Fucking awesome.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Either that or transform it into a church to hopefully confuse those aforementioned super religious scumbags.&#8221;</p>
<p>Fucking awesome.</p>
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		<title>By: Mike Branski</title>
		<link>http://www.absurdlyawesome.com/news-thing-topless-coffee-burns.html/comment-page-1#comment-7821</link>
		<dc:creator>Mike Branski</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 19:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Either that or transform it into a church to hopefully confuse those aforementioned super religious scumbags.&quot;

Fucking awesome.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Either that or transform it into a church to hopefully confuse those aforementioned super religious scumbags.&#8221;</p>
<p>Fucking awesome.</p>
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		<title>By: bbrian017</title>
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		<dc:creator>bbrian017</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:39:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Josh you’re hardcore! This guy lost his business and you&#039;re making fun of him! I like your attitude! They should have made a rule about topless woman only! Things would had worked out so much better</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Josh you’re hardcore! This guy lost his business and you&#8217;re making fun of him! I like your attitude! They should have made a rule about topless woman only! Things would had worked out so much better</p>
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		<title>By: bbrian017</title>
		<link>http://www.absurdlyawesome.com/news-thing-topless-coffee-burns.html/comment-page-1#comment-7820</link>
		<dc:creator>bbrian017</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Josh you’re hardcore! This guy lost his business and you&#039;re making fun of him! I like your attitude! They should have made a rule about topless woman only! Things would had worked out so much better</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Josh you’re hardcore! This guy lost his business and you&#8217;re making fun of him! I like your attitude! They should have made a rule about topless woman only! Things would had worked out so much better</p>
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		<title>By: Shawno</title>
		<link>http://www.absurdlyawesome.com/news-thing-topless-coffee-burns.html/comment-page-1#comment-1856</link>
		<dc:creator>Shawno</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 14:58:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It was because of the half-naked dudes. Nobody could enjoy all the topless chicks with all these shirtless dudes running around. That kinda frustration is gonna come out somehow.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It was because of the half-naked dudes. Nobody could enjoy all the topless chicks with all these shirtless dudes running around. That kinda frustration is gonna come out somehow.</p>
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		<title>By: Shawno</title>
		<link>http://www.absurdlyawesome.com/news-thing-topless-coffee-burns.html/comment-page-1#comment-7819</link>
		<dc:creator>Shawno</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 14:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It was because of the half-naked dudes. Nobody could enjoy all the topless chicks with all these shirtless dudes running around. That kinda frustration is gonna come out somehow.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It was because of the half-naked dudes. Nobody could enjoy all the topless chicks with all these shirtless dudes running around. That kinda frustration is gonna come out somehow.</p>
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