News Thing: Women Are Dumb
Sometimes when I’m out and about, strolling around the avenues on a Friday night, I like to yell things at the attractive females walking around. It’s usually nothing too bad, just things like “I’d like to do stuff to your body in a sexual way, if that’s alright with you!” Well, according to a new study, I’m not supposed to be doing things like this. Apparently yelling ridiculous things at women makes them all depressed and man hate-y.
Here are some words about the thing:
Men who harass women with cat calls and sexual comments are actually harming their whole gender, a study has found.
The researchers asked 114 undergraduate female students to watch a video and imagine themselves as bystanders to a situation where a man made either a sexist remark at another woman or simply greeted her.
The students were then asked to rate their levels of anxiety and depression as well as their anger and fear toward men and their desire to move against or away from men.
The study showed that in addition to feeling upset, women were more likely to take the sexist remark as an insult to their gender, and feel greater anger and motivation to take direct action toward men in general.
I find this article to be complete nonsense and I’ll tell you why. First of all, women have a tendency to be over-dramatic. If you ask a woman any question at all you’re going to get the most extreme answer ever. If you ask them, “how was your weekend?” they will certainly respond with “it was the best (or worst) weekend of my entire life!!!!!” So it shouldn’t come as a surprise when the results of this survey show that every woman who gets yelled at automatically hates all guys in the world and wants to kill themselves.
I’m also going to guess that all the women who took part in this survey were gross, disgusting slobs. They grimace at the thought of a man yelling “hey hot stuff, lemme see them tits” when it’s brought up in theory, yet those words are exactly what they’re rubbing themselves to every night. These girls would explode in lust if they got this kind of attention in real life.
Let’s just say for the sake of argument that there were a mixture of women in this study, hot and gross. They’re all still idiots. So a guy yelling at them makes them hate all men. That’s reasonable. Can’t they just hate the douchey college guys who are trying to impress their friends, because those are the only people who yell things at people in public? Nope, all men are pigs. Now, I’m not going to generalize, like the bitches in the study, and say that all women are stupid. I’m just going to say that the diversity of people chosen for this study, who are supposed to represent the entire female population, are.
Maybe I’m just fired up over this article because it hits so close to home. I too have been a victim of cat calls. I get it from all directions, from women saying things like “you’re hot” to men saying things like “you’re a faggot”. Even though I get yelled at every time I leave my apartment, I still don’t hate specific groups of people because one of them yelled things at me once. That’s the kind of thinking that breeds racism… Wait a minute, I forgot where I was for a second. I started to get far too real there. Time to get back on track. All women are whores. The end.
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