Not a Real Dream Interpretation

I’ll be honest, lately I’ve been kind of sick of interpreting dreams. I know, I help millions of people with my dream intelligence and future telling sorcery, but I’m just starting to get burned out. With that being said, I just got a couple of dreams sent in that I don’t really have to interpret, because they hurt my brain powers too much to even understand. Hopefully these will un-burn me out of doing dream interpretations so I can get back to making the world a better place the only way I know how.

Disclaimer: If you have idiot overload seizures or sustain brain damage from attempting to read this dream, I am not responsible in any way.

IT WAS PROM SEASON AND I WAS IN HIGHSCHOOL THE PROM WAS AT A CONCERT AT NIGHT MY DRESS HAD GOTTEN RUINED SO MY DATE GOT ME A DRESS OUT OF NO WHERE WHEN I GOT OUT OF THE BATHROOM ALL OF MY GROUP OF FREINDS WHERE GONE.SO I WENT BACK TO THE TOUR BUS WE ARRIVED IN BEFORE I STEPED ON IT I SAW NURSE DRESSED IN SHORT BLACK DRESSES WITH AXES IN THERE HANDS,ONE OF MY FREINDS GOT HIT WITH THE AXE AND A GHOULISH CREATURE CAME OUT OF THE GROUND AND I THINK HE WAS THEE MASTER. MY FREIND TRIED TO STEP ON THE BUS BUT SHE FELL ASLEEP ON THE BOTTOM STEP I KNEW I COULDNT PULL HER UP IN TIME SO I KICKED HER OFF THE STEPS AND CLOSED THE DOOR WHILE THE GHOUL TRIED TO RAM IT OPEN. I GOT IT CLOSED AND HE WHIPED SOME FROST OFF THE WINDSHEILD AND I SAW HIM WITH SOMETHING BIG,HE WAS GOING TO BREAK THE GLASS BUT I WOKE UP RIGHT BEFORE HE DID… <3

The good thing about this cluster fuck “dream” is that I probably don’t really need to make fun of it, because if you read it you should see the humor automatically… That’s if you can actually read the goddamn thing. When I first got this dream I thought it was written with Chinese characters, then I shook my head violently to make sure my eyes were aligned correctly and when I looked at it again I thought it was a transcript of a Hitler speech. It wasn’t until the third time I looked at this dream that I realized that an actual human wrote this in a serious frame of mind, and then depression sank in.

After spending 74 hours trying to decode this disaster I did notice some shocking things about it. The first thing that boggled my mind is how this person can spell “ghoulish creature” perfectly, but misspell “friend” every goddamn time. That in itself made my eyes roll back in my head so ferociously that I did a back-flip. Other than that, we have the usual forms of complete idiocy (caps lock, terrible punctuation, misspellings, wrong “there/their/they’re” usage, etc).

I’m not exactly the best writer in the world and I’ve had my fair share of horrid spelling and grammar mistakes, but I’m at least able to make sense most of the time. So, I’m not trying to say that I’m better than this person because they appear to be terrible at everything, but I’m definitely better than this person in every way possible. I could read a book about how everything George W Bush did was correct because he was guided by Jesus, and be less mentally annoyed than I was when I read this dream.

As I mentioned before, I recently got a couple dreams sent in that I don’t really have to interpret. This was the first one. What about the second one? It was sent in by the same goddamn person. So I’ll probably post that one up soon and delve a little deeper into my internal hatred container. I also just want to note that the person who sent this in is a black woman, so if I get shot down outside of a Wal-Mart or finger-wagged to death, you all know where to start the suspect search.

Tags: dream interpretation, idiot

Category: Dream Interpretations