Porn Comments

Every once in a while I like to watch these little video clips on the internet that some people like to call “porn”. Now, I’m not watching these videos for any sexual pleasure, as a matter of fact, I find them disgusting. However, I do watch these videos almost daily as sort of an experiment to sort of test myself to see if I’m a sinner. I also enjoy reading the comments of these videos for some good, old recreational fun.

In my latest porn excursion, I stumbled across a tempting little video that had hundreds of comments, and me being the comedic genius that I am found something that I could not pass up telling you people about. The video itself was straight forward. It was of an extremely attractive young girl who took off her shirt for the camera. Simple, and extremely jerk test worthy. So after my “test” I decided to scroll through the comments to see if I could find some over the top ridiculousness. This is what I found:

You are quite lovely indeed. And playful .. I can tell ‘you’re’ not a BITCH. Unlike my ex. Now she’s a fuckn BITCH! As in mean! You’re sweet .. and playful … and don’t take life too serious. Good stuff. Donn’t lose your innocense. Or your good nature. Grotos to a fine young gal whom all the other gals should emultate.

Wow, and I thought I was a creep. This guy must be out of his goddamn mind on hash, or something, because this comment is all over the fucking place. First of all, he extremely over-explains how his ex-girlfriend is a bitch. “You’re not a bitch, unlike my ex… Get it? Because she’s a bitch! You know, a bitch as in mean, just so we’re on the same page”. This idiot asshole, probably had a nice girlfriend, but she didn’t want to give him a blow job on web-cam so in his drunken stupor he threw her around a bit and started calling her a bitch. Then his girlfriend probably called the cops and had him arrested which would make her a double bitch in his mind. That’s the only possible explanation for the bitch calling overkill.

Next, this complete lunatic tells the webcam stripper girl to not lose her “innocense”, whatever that is. She posted a video of her boobs on a pornographic website! I’m pretty sure her innocence is completely destroyed. In fact, I’m pretty sure her uncle took it away from her when she was 6 years old that time they played the “Santa game” and asked her to help him find his North Pole.

If her innocence wasn’t completely destroyed already, I’m pretty sure hundreds of comments by complete creeps saying “omg hunni, i wunna fuk u so hard” or “i blew teh biggst lode 2 dis” probably took care of it. Just a guess.

Not only that, but all girls in the entire world should emulate this boob shower? Yeah, that’s a great idea. That’s exactly what I need, more videos of dumpy, disgusting broads that I have to sift through every time I want to take a “test”. It already takes me 15 minutes longer than it should already, with the amount of slop that’s out there. I think we desperately need someone to sort through and delete all the garbage videos that nobody would watch anyways, unless they were bulimic and needed a little help. I, for one, would apply for that job.

Tags: complete creep, idiot, porn comments

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2 Responses to “Porn Comments”

1. CJ says:

   October 20, 2009 at 3:26 pm

   Ha ha, what did you expect? I never understood why people left comments on porn, and some are quite disturbing

   On a related note, porn has become so insanely repetitive and fake to me. Oh how I wish these eyes could unsee what I’ve seen

   I miss when walking past Victoria’s Secret at the mall as a 15 year-old boy was the most titillating shit ever.

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2. Geoserv says:

   October 20, 2009 at 9:02 pm

   hahha….best excuse I have ever heard for looking at porn, “to see if I am a sinner”.

   You need to look at porn to know if you are a sinner?

   Give me a break.

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