Special Day
So today is probably the biggest day in American history, my birthday! Yes, I turned 25 today. It really should be some indication that I should start “growing up” or becoming “an adult”, but I really don’t think that’s going to work out. I couldn’t imagine living my life like I know what I’m doing, so why should I fake it?
How am I going to celebrate my fantastic milestone? I don’t know. I’ll probably end up doing what I do on any other day except I’ll check my Facebook page every 5 minutes to see if I’ve gotten anymore birthday wishes. I’ll also coyly try to slip in the fact that it’s my birthday into every conversation I have today. Yeah, I’m one of those creeps.
Since it’s my birthday I’m not going to put the trouble into making this a full-fledged regularly awesome blog post. In fact, I probably won’t post another regular blog post for the rest of the week. I’ll use this birthday excuse to take a few days off, recharge my batteries and work on some other small writing related projects like guest articles for other blogs and finishing a short script. All of which have a very good chance of never seeing the light of day. So, it’s totally worth it.
I am, however, going to mention some things that you can do to make it my best birthday ever! The first thing you can do is donate some cash money. Sure, it’ll probably end up going towards purchasing temporary love, but at this point it’s really more of a need than a want. So if you’re a fan of the site and want to show some support, or if you hate my site but just love giving gifts then please help the site/me out.
Another thing you can do is help spread the word of this blog by dropping flyers for the site from a helicopter over major metropolitan cities. Or you could just post a link to this blog on your blog, tell people on Twitter or Facebook about it or hire a group of Mexicans to hand out Absurdly Awesome business cards on the Las Vegas strip.
As always, be sure to submit your Ask Josh questions or Dreams you want interpreted in their respective forms. You’ll get some knowledge dropped on you and help create content for the site all at once. Or you could just submit anything you like on my regular, old contact form, like opportunities, wishes and pictures of your boobies.
Alright, that’s enough self promoting for now. I said I wasn’t going to put up another blog post this week, but there is a chance I might. If not, I’ll be back next Monday with my regular amount of awesomeness.
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