Weekend Video Time – Fat Factory

It seems as though these weekend videos are all related as I go on. First it was a bunch of talentless nothings trying to make a music video, then it was disgusting fat disappointments singing and dancing to terrible music, now it’s just a fat family making a little home movie type situation:

The first thing that caught my attention in this video is the blatant child abuse right at the beginning. If you’re a 600 pound fat factory you should get prison time for laying on children and that should be raised to a life sentence for trying to make one of them grope you. We live in a world where people who like to do a little bit of drugs get thrown in jail, but obese monstrosities get to walk around free.

Sure, you could point to the fact that people who do drugs can endanger lives while driving, but I would make the case that fat people are even more of a driving liability. These people can barely walk, let alone move their tree trunk legs fast enough to push pedals. The reason why this isn’t really one of the big issues in driver safety is because when these sickening monstrosities hit you with all that added weight you’re automatically vaporized so there is absolutely no evidence of it even occurring.

I would also like to call attention to another form of child abuse that takes place in this video. Telling young, impressionable children that “fat is where it’s at”, basically convincing them that an extremely unhealthy lifestyle is best. Also, saying that boys don’t go after fat girls only because their friends will make fun of them is probably the most hilarious thing I’ve ever heard. Maybe “immature guys” don’t go after fat girls because they’re physically repulsive. Or maybe it’s because the guy doesn’t want to have to rent a forklift to put them in the back of a pickup truck every time they want to go to Wal-Mart to buy more Little Debbie snack cakes and 24 packs of Diet Coke.

I have an idea. How about you put in a little work and have some fucking self control from the first day you realize “hey, maybe I’m not supposed to get winded from standing up”. If you can manage to do that then you would have the opportunity to bang around as much as you’d like instead of trolling truck stops, bowling alleys and Mexican mail order groom sites.

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Tags: child abuse, fat family

Category: Random Videos