Weekend Video Time
This weekend I was lucky enough to find two videos to comment on. They both sort of fall into the same category as last weekends video as they both contain music. I don’t know what it is about overweight people getting way too into music, but I am absolutely in love with the whole concept.
This first video is some kid with boobs that can only be described as “implant-y”. Not only is this funny because he’s fat dancing with his shirt off, but he also seems to be a complete psychopath.
These types of videos make me sort of paranoid because I once read a story about how hackers get into your computer and watch you through your own webcam when it’s not even on. It actually seems pretty reasonable when it comes to why these people feel the need to embarrass themselves in front of the entire planet. It could just be hackers. If that’s the case, I’m sure it won’t be long before you see a five minute montage of all my jerk off faces on YouTube.
I guarantee that this kid will never get laid unless there is some sort of rape involved. Wait, never mind. I think I found this kid’s soul mate:
Sure, there’s an age difference that some may call “illegal”, but I think the courts should really take it easy on these two. Sure it could be considered statutory rape, but in reality neither of these people are likely to find anyone else to sex up for the rest of their lives. Statutory rape shouldn’t really be an issue for disgusting slobs. They should be able to get whatever they can whenever they can because their playing field is pretty grim. That, and because they’re likely to die in a toilet by 35 or hit a bout of depression so bad that they won’t be able to get out of their bedroom unless there’s a wall removed.
Category: Random Videos





