‘Weird’ Conversation

The program I use for to go live from my webcam on the interwebs is called Stickam. The website itself is really starting to scare me. Often times I meet decently cool people on there but that’s few and far between. The majority of people I meet on there are either desperate 14 year old girls and gay dudes. I was just on there, minding my own business and letting other people mind mine too. This is the following conversation that took place:

* Francis joined the room.
Francis: hey nice.. hi man
Scamlan: Hey
Francis: fuck ya spunky hehe
Scamlan: I don’t know what that means…
Francis: what you up to?
Scamlan: just workin on my website a little bit
Francis: you a designer?
Scamlan: Not really, just a personal blog type deal
Francis: ahh cool
Francis: you barefoot right now dude or in shoes?
Scamlan: I’m not a fag if that’s what you’re wondering
Francis: ok sorry
Scamlan: I’m not mean towards gay dudes, just don’t be ‘weird’ towards me…
Francis: i just wanted to see em is all
Scamlan: In that case I’m wearing 3 pairs of boots all over each other… with a snow suit over them, wrapped in tinfoil, coffee and saran wrap…
Francis: I would pay to be near your feet
Scamlan: I would pay even more to keep you away from them…
* Francis left the room.

WTF is the deal here? This is at least the third time in the last couple of weeks where some guy has came into my cam room and asked me if I wear shoes or if I’m barefoot. I finally just guessed that they were asking me if I take cock in the mouth. I don’t.

This whole thing has really made me question myself as a human being. Is there something about me that just attracts gay dudes and 14 year old girls? Someone please help me out here. I’m starting to lose my mind.

One lonely night I did start talking to a pretty hot 23 year old girl and she was horny! Then I asked to see her cam but she claimed it to be “broken”. I get that excuse a lot, girls who want me to do things but their cam is broken. I’m not just some piece of meat that you ladies can ogle at. Besides that, who are these girls who constantly keep breaking their webcams? Are they having such an amazing time, going hog wild with cyber sex that they get caught up in the moment, then before they know it their webcam is halfway up their uterus, short circuiting with sparks flying everywhere giving them internal burn marks? Sorry, I don’t know where that came from.

I think I’m going to switch over to a new cam service called UStream to where there might be normal humans. I’m not saying that gay dudes and 14 year old girls aren’t humans, but they aren’t.

*His name was changed for anonymity, I thought “Francis” fit the bill.

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